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    Tue, 30 Jan 2007

    nacho average blog


    My oldest friend Joey McCloud (of the clan McCloud) just sent me a link to his new blog which may just be the best blog ever: I Love Nacho Cheese. It's fun and informative, as long as you want to know about nachos. Seriously.

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    Mon, 29 Jan 2007

    what's your mild superpower?


    Reading Scott Adams' Dilbert Blog is quickly becoming one of my favorite ways to waste time. His most recent post is about mild superpowers. Mine is the ability to tell everything about a person based on their comic preferences. For instance, if you like Dilbert, clearly you're clearly more of a verbal person than a visual one. If you like Cathy, you need to seek help immediately.

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    Fri, 19 Jan 2007

    have you rented yours yet?


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    Mon, 15 Jan 2007

    Banzai Run on Las Vegas


    I'm back from my first pure vacation in quite some time, and boy, did I ever need one! Since my good friend Steve was headed to Vegas for a little gambling, I decided to drive down and meet him and join in on the fun. Since my brother Jack lives in Vegas I could do it all on the cheap and get some much needed R&R. I loaded up my Ipod shuffle with tunes by Ray Charles, Tom Waits and Beck, and hit the road on Wednesday morning, thus breaking my Cal Ripken like streak of new comics days.

    The trip down was smooth as silk, with my trusty Subaru performing like the champ she is. I made it into time just to slide into the 3:00 no limit Texas Hold 'em tournament at the Golden Nugget down on the old strip. It was my first ever real tourney against strangers, but I managed to make the final table and finish in 8th place out of 38, so I was hungry for more action.

    Unfortunately, the next day was a disaster as I lost 3 straight tournaments to bad beats. In back to back tourneys I was all in against a weak player with pocket kings, once against pocket 10s and once against ace king, and both times the other player caught their miracle cards on the flop, trouncing hours of careful play and patience with the help of Dame Fortune. I came home to my brother's house a broken man. I hated Las Vegas, I hated poker, but most of all I hated myself for getting cracked like that by terrible players.

    Somehow I still managed to make it to one more tournament the next day, but was ground down into nothing with bad cards. By the time I had a somewhat playable hand (queen ten), I was all in against the big blind who called me with jack nine. Once again I was the favorite going into the flop, but once again fate smiled her cruel grimace in my direction and my opponent caught a jack. I was beaten again with the best cards, but this time I knew I had a secret weapon in case I lost: I was going to see Prince at 3121 that night!

    Yes, I knew that no matter how low I might have felt, I was going to see a huge star give a great show in a very small venue. Just before the curtain opened I commented to my friends that the only time I had seen such a big name at such a small club was when I saw Maceo Parker perform at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco years ago, and it was one of the best musical performances I'd ever experienced. Suddenly the curtain opens, and behind Prince on a catwalk is none other than Maceo Parker himself, rounding out Prince's all-star band with his fantastic sax!

    The show was pure dynamite, with Prince strutting around the entire club, giving face time to all of his fans. He then started pulling audience members up on stage to sing and dance, very much like Maceo's shows. The entire performance was so much fun I practically forgot about my gambling shenanigans and ended up crashing at Steve's luxurious digs in scenic Lake Las Vegas.

    The next day we hit up the Pinball Hall of Fame over by UNLV. Not only was it the biggest selection of well-maintained tables I'd ever seen, they were all classics and one dollar got three plays on some of my favorite machines. I played Banzai Run for hours, bringing me back to my misspent youth at the Lil Grocer's arcade across from the Rosicrucian Museum. There was even a little comic shop in the same shopping center and I got to meet the owner who was one of those interesting Nevada characters you meet.

    All in all I had a great time and I can't wait for my next trip when I'm determined to see some world-class comedy and/or magic acts, as well as getting my revenge at the poker tables!

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    Tue, 09 Jan 2007

    holy mackerel, Batman!


    Practical Fishkeeping magazine has an article on a new species of catfish named after everyone's favorite rodent-themed superhero. Maybe he was jealous of the Joker fish?

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    Mon, 01 Jan 2007

    Top 100 Graphic Novels sold at Hijinx in 2006


    V for Vendetta
    Clone Wars Adventures, Vol. 2
    SERENITY TP
    Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures Volume 4
    STAR WARS CLONE WARS ADVENTURES VOL 5 TP
    HOUSE OF M TP
    Y THE LAST MAN VOL 7 PAPER DOLLS TP
    Clone Wars Adventures, Vol. 3
    Owly Volume 3: Flying Lessons
    Astonishing X-Men Vol. 1: Gifted
    Astonishing X-Men Vol. 2: Dangerous
    Y THE LAST MAN VOL 8 KIMONO DRAGONS TP
    Watchmen
    PRIDE OF BAGHDAD HC
    Clone Wars Adventures, Vol. 1
    Owly Volume 1: The Way Home & The Bittersweet Summer
    CAPTAIN AMERICA WINTER SOLDIER VOL 1 TP
    NARUTO VOL 9 TP
    Bumperboy Loses His Marbles
    FABLES VOL 7 ARABIAN NIGHTS AND DAYS TP
    FABLES 1001 NIGHTS OF SNOWFALL HC
    STAR WARS CLONE WARS ADVENTURES VOL 6 TP
    Scooter Girl
    The Ronin
    Y The Last Man Vol. 1: Unmanned
    Naruto, Vol. 6
    Death Note, Vol. 1
    MARVEL AGE SPIDER-MAN DOCTOR OCTOPUS OUT OF REACH DIGEST TP
    SUPERMAN ADVENTURES VOL 3 LAST SON OF KRYPTON
    LEX LUTHOR MAN OF STEEL TP
    The Walking Dead Vol. 1: Days Gone Bye
    SUPERMAN ADVENTURES VOL 4 THE MAN OF STEEL
    FABLES VOL 6 HOMELANDS TP
    300 HC
    MARVEL AGE SPIDER-MAN VOL 1 DIGEST TP
    SUPERMAN BATMAN VOL 1 PUBLIC ENEMIES TP
    KINGDOM HEARTS VOL 1 GN
    Samurai
    Death Note, Vol. 3
    HALO GRAPHIC NOVEL HC
    EX MACHINA VOL 3 FACT V FICTION TP
    Naruto, Vol. 7
    PENNY ARCADE VOL 1 ATTACK OF THE BACON ROBOTS TP
    MARVEL AGE SPIDER-MAN VOL 3 DIGEST TP
    Death Note, Vol. 2
    Fables Vol. 1: Legends in Exile
    ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 15 SILVER SABLE TP
    NEW AVENGERS VOL 1 BREAKOUT TP
    SUPERMAN SACRIFICE TP
    Teen Titans Go!: Bring It On! - Volume 3
    Sin City, Book 2 A Dame to Kill For
    Runaways Vol. 1: Pride and Joy
    Making Comics: Storytelling Secrets of Comics, Manga and Gra
    Usagi Yojimbo, Book 3: The Wanderer's Road
    Naruto Vol. 1
    ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 5CROSSOVER TP
    Naruto, Vol. 5
    ULTIMATES VOL 2 HOMELAND SECURITY TP
    MARVEL AGE SPIDER-MAN VOL 4 GOBLIN STRIKES DIGEST TP
    Out From Boneville
    HELLBOY VOL 6 STRANGE PLACES TP
    The Walking Dead Vol. 4: The Heart's Desire
    Runaways Vol. 4: True Believers
    CARL BARKS GREATEST DUCKTALESSTORIES VOL 1 TP
    ULTIMATES VOL 1 TP
    The Ultimates 2 Vol. 1: Gods And Monsters
    Fables Vol. 5: The Mean Seasons
    ULTIMATE GALACTUS BOOK 3 EXTINCTION TP
    ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 16 DEADPOOL TP
    Naruto, Vol. 4
    ULTIMATE X-MEN VOL 13 MAGNETIC NORTH TP
    RUNAWAYS VOL 2 TEENAGE WASTELAND DIGEST TP
    Ex Machina: Tag
    Days Like This
    B.P.R.D.: The Dead
    STAR WARS GENERAL GRIEVOUS TP
    The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Liv
    RUNAWAYS VOL 5 ESCAPE TO NEW YORK DIGEST TP
    FUN HOME GN
    Fray
    The Walking Dead Vol. 3: Safety Behind Bars
    Naruto, Vol. 3
    Naruto, Vol. 2
    W.I.T.C.H. Graphic Novel: The Power of Friendship - Book #1
    TOP 10 THE FORTY NINERS SC
    Batman: The Long Halloween
    Cinderella
    DEATH NOTE VOL 4 TP
    WALKING DEAD VOL 5 BEST DEFENSE TP
    NARUTO VOL 10 TP
    Y The Last Man Vol. 3: One Small Step
    Naruto vol 8
    NARUTO VOL 11 TP
    Y The Last Man Vol. 6: Girl on Girl
    DEATH NOTE VOL 5 TP
    CHICKEN LITTLE CINEMANGA GN
    Ultimate Galactus vol 2 ultimate secret
    The OMAC Project
    essential godzilla
    SANDMAN VOL 3 DREAM COUNTRY
    

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